The preview as you know doesn't scare you.Let's add a warning sign here.
Warning Sign #66. You weren't scared and it's suppose to be a horror movie.
It's important that you are scared before entering the theater. I checked for the cast of the movie and I found no A-List actors. This brings up
Warning sign #4. All the actors are unknown.
Why is this a warning sign? Well, because there won't be A-List performances. It's a remake, so it brings up
Warning sign #5. Obvious it is going to be a sh** movie.
It's gonna be a really bad film because it's a remake and they're showing it.
Warning sign #6. Same old scares.
We've seen these scares before. As I said in the preview, not scared because it's the same old f***ing scares.
Warning sign #11. The movie's marketing is f***ed up.
What's so scary about the poster. We don't even see a face. Look at the poster again, what's the drawing point? I see none.
Warning sign #13. Make you ask "What the f*** is going on?"
What the f*** is going on? Really? Who will want this movie released except the big producers of this movie who prefer money than originality.
Warning sign # 37. Doesn't mention it's a remake, pretends to be original.
How come they don't market it as a remake. Maybe that will lose the crowd. Knowing the truth that the movie isn't original.
So, it still questions me after watching the trailer. Is it gonna be good? I definitely would like to give this a thumbs down. From the preview, you can tell that it wont be as good as a few horror remakes.
Friday The 13thThe Blob
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
On the bright side, it won't be that bad as the other remakes. So now its time to rate the movie. The Movie Preview Critic rates The Uninvited
UW
Unworthy use of time, money and energy
DW
Download it on the computer and after watching, delete it and forget it
KC
It's a quick cash movie
UR
We don't need it. We've seen it before. What can this film do that the other film can't do?
NTD
It will be the same as the original
SOS
It is the same thing that is being repeated
NB
It has no balls
BSVOL&O
It's like Law & Order but it's a horror (or is it?) movie
SBIG
Is good to see how bad this movie will go. Whether it will be worst than My Bloody Valentine.
NAGFDM
Don't take your date to see this movie. He/She will hate your movie taste.
Now let's see The Uninvited's Rank In Cinema. It's ranked unlucky No. 13. So there you have it, The Uninvited's Rank In Cinema. Now, let's Watch This Instead! It's better if we watch the original Korean version. Next, let's see The Uninvited's Contribution To Cinema. It's a negative one.
1. Another example of a quick cash movie.
2. Originality lost
3. Definitely the sign of the Moviepocalypse
Finally, let's see the Uninvited's Deserved Cash. It deserves RM 0.5 million. So until next time, choose your movies wisely and as always LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!
P.S. Leave a comment!
I think this movie really sucks BAD!!! The Korean version, Tale Of Two Sisters is a 100 times better.
ReplyDeleteHey there,
ReplyDeleteSo, this is the REAL moviepreviewcritic, just dropping by to say, I appreciate your enthusiasim of creating a blog in my name and reviewing movies, sharing your passion, but I've noticed a few changes/additions to the warning signs/ratings.
As much as I support you, I'd prefer if the material was kept true to what's been created.
Also, I have a certain attitude/voice that I'd like to maintain. If you'd like to continue doing this, please acknowledge that you're not the moviepreviewcritic as you make these entries.
Please contact me to confirm you received this post.
Take care and LLGM!